We are going to make placeholder text great again. Greater than ever before. I don't think anybody knows it was Russia that wrote Lorem Ipsum, but I don't know, maybe it was. It could be Russia, but it could also be China. It could also be lots of other people. It also could be some wordsmith sitting on their bed that weights 400 pounds. Ok?

That other text? Sadly, it’s no longer a 10. That other text? Sadly, it’s no longer a 10. He’s not a word hero. He’s a word hero because he was captured. I like text that wasn’t captured. I think my strongest asset maybe by far is my temperament. I have a placeholding temperament. I think the only difference between me and the other placeholder text is that I’m more honest and my words are more beautiful.